Top 10 Things You can do to Kill Recession Blues

1. Get a new job if yours was lost
   
2. Learn some new skill so that you can get the job
3. Help the homeless so that you can feel better that at least you have a house
   
4. Try to sell your house cause it's a buyers market
   
5. Notice that things go in cycles and hope that the cycle of this crisis is on the upswing
   
6. Say screw it all and just get lost listening to free music online so you don't have to buy more CD's
7. Get lost on the internet while acting like you're doing something important
8. Avoid Reading the Newspaper, but still keep abreast of when the recession might end
9. Gamble any money you do have left on whether or not Osama bin laden will be captured
10. Try to find a counselor to help you with your gambling problems and depression.

And last but not least, just don't forget to smile :) I know that was 11, but the smile was a bonus